Bibliophile Lass (bibliogirl) wrote,
Bibliophile Lass
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Lunchtime thoughts

Poll #1126619 Twiglet sandwich construction

For greater ease of Twiglet butty construction, rotwang should:

Buy differently-sized bread, such that its width or height is an exact multiple of the average length of a Twiglet
0(0.0%)
Cut the bread to a smaller size, such that its width or height is an exact multiple of the average length of a Twiglet
0(0.0%)
Break bits off the Twiglets so that they fit better on the bread
3(11.5%)
Demand that Twiglets be available in a range of sizes so that the most appropriate one for the current bread can be selected
1(3.8%)
Stick with Marmite sandwiches and eat the Twiglets separately
5(19.2%)
Stick with plain bread, discarding the Twiglets
0(0.0%)
Stick with the Twiglets, discarding the bread
0(0.0%)
Yuck, Twiglets
9(34.6%)
Yuck, bread
0(0.0%)
My mother was killed by a carelessly-thrown Twiglet, you insensitive clod
1(3.8%)
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