yes... yes... YES... YES YES OH GOD YES YES YES!!!
It's warm. It's electric. It's vibrating quietly to itself. And it's giving me more pleasure right now than you can possibly imagine.
You grubby lot! The dishwasher, of course. Thanks to simonb's almost infinite patience with very stupid plumbing questions from me, the dishwasher is now plumbed in, switched on, washing dishes and not (yet) burping water all over the floor. Simon, I owe you a pint or three when next we meet...