For greater ease of Twiglet butty construction, ![]("https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.svg?v=17080?v=478.1")
rotwang should:
Buy differently-sized bread, such that its width or height is an exact multiple of the average length of a Twiglet
0(0.0%)
Cut the bread to a smaller size, such that its width or height is an exact multiple of the average length of a Twiglet
0(0.0%)
Break bits off the Twiglets so that they fit better on the bread
3(11.5%)
Demand that Twiglets be available in a range of sizes so that the most appropriate one for the current bread can be selected
1(3.8%)
Stick with Marmite sandwiches and eat the Twiglets separately
5(19.2%)
Stick with plain bread, discarding the Twiglets
0(0.0%)
Stick with the Twiglets, discarding the bread
0(0.0%)
Yuck, Twiglets
9(34.6%)
Yuck, bread
0(0.0%)
My mother was killed by a carelessly-thrown Twiglet, you insensitive clod
1(3.8%)
