Unfortunately the sun shining in through the window and the fact that it's an unutterably boring job mean that summoning up such enthusiasm is going to take a major-league ritual.
- 1/4 lb white chalk
- 3 pints blood
- seven chickens (rubber ones should be okay)
- a dozen magic mushrooms
- a couple of copies of the Liber Paginarum Fulvarum
- several nubile naked folks*
- one virgin
should do fine. Quotes for the supply of same, by the end of today, invited.
* probably not strictly necessary for the ritual, but a girl's got to have a little fun occasionally