First job: I covered someone's paper round for a couple of weeks, and got paid the princely sum of £1.75 or so. Still have the wage packet somewhere.
First self-purchased album: Think it was the Grease soundtrack, on tape.
First funeral: My grandfather's, in 1982.
First pets: Joe, the budgie, and Rosalie, the rabbit.
First piercing: Had my ears pierced in 1992 so that I could wear decent earrings to my wedding.
First true love: rotwang, of course ;)
First big trip: South Africa, either in 1970 (which I don't remember) or 1978 (which I do)
Last good cry: A week or so back (born out of utter frustration)
Last movie seen: Love Actually. It was great.
Last beverage drank: Tea. Insanely strong, white, half a sugar.
Last food consumed: Thai meal last night.
Last TV show watched: Um... probably the coverage of the final public flight of Concorde.
Last shoes worn: Black ankle boots (as always)
Last CD played: The one full of MP3s in my car? Otherwise, erm. Quite possibly Abba - Gold, and there goes my credibility.
Last item bought: Excluding food and drink, probably some deodorant.
Last disappointment: Hmmm. Very good question. Finding out that booking for Return of the King hasn't started yet?
Last soda drank: Vanilla Diet Coke.
Last ice cream eaten: Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cinnamon Chunk and Choc Chip Cookie Dough, at the cinema on Sunday.
Last shirt worn: Fleecy Marks & Spencer one over a T-shirt a couple of days back.
First book: You're joking, right?
Last book: Noel Streatfeild's Dancing Shoes, while waiting for some downloads to finish. Lent to me by caffeine_fairy.
First concert: In the sense of 'gig', Madness. There may have been other concerts before that but that was the first one I chose to go to and where my family weren't present.
Last concert: U2 at Earl's Court a year or two back, if memory serves.
First computer: Tandy TRS-80 model 1. A whopping 4k of RAM, later expanded to the dizzy heights of 16k. 128 x 48 block screen resolution - green screen, naturally. Ah, those were the days.
Last computer: A PC of some stripe (the office is full of them)
First game console: I'm assuming 'Simon' doesn't count. I've never owned a games console in the more modern usage of the term.
Last game console: See above.
First video game: A hand-held version of Donkey Kong.
Last video game: Something on the PC. Civ III, maybe.
Last item mailed: A bill payment to Nominet.